The Downside of Shacking Up...

It's 1 am. I drag myself off the bed cause I have to pee and I go through the usual mental battle. To get up or not to get up...then I hear my mother saying I'll get a bladder infection...so I get up but I'm not opening my eyes. I always walk to the bathroom with my eyes closed at that hour of the morning. I turn out of my room and BAM! I walk into this soft, squishy, hairy mass. There was a scream and then cuss words when I realised my life wasn't in the hands of a home intruder. It was only Lee making his way to bed. I don't know what made me more mad...the fact that I had to open my eyes or that I could have stiffled to death in his belly. The lesson kids - Shacking up is not only immoral, it's dangerous.